Pibhadzan Pithadabrillquafjadfagflat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent dolphin.

Pibhadzan Pithadabrillquafjadfagflat created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibhadzan Pithadabrillquafjadfagflat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pibhadzan Pithadabrillquafjadfagflat, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pibhadzan Pithadabrillquafjadfagflat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pibhadzan Pithadabrillquafjadfagflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.