Vilrildamcedpagfadlen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever duck.

Vilrildamcedpagfadlen created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Vilrildamcedpagfadlen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vilrildamcedpagfadlen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vilrildamcedpagfadlen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vilrildamcedpagfadlen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Always obey Vilrildamcedpagfadlen's priests.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never sprint near bats.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.