Ragdabcemdap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, staggering manatee.

Ragdabcemdap created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragdabcemdap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragdabcemdap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ragdabcemdap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ragdabcemdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.