Habloopvab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident dryad.

Habloopvab created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Habloopvab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Habloopvab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Habloopvab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Habloopvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sing in the presence of snails.

5. Learn five new languages a year.
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