Dotgeppak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving monkey.

Dotgeppak created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotgeppak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dotgeppak, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dotgeppak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dotgeppak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Never hop near snakes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help monkeys.