Flagmigfub is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing
lobster.
Flagmigfub created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flagmigfub, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Flagmigfub, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Flagmigfub's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Flagmigfub's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never talk about snakes.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never write about chromosomes.