Flagmigfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing lobster.

Flagmigfub created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagmigfub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flagmigfub, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flagmigfub's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Flagmigfub's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about chromosomes.