Zedtikbogwad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid goose.

Zedtikbogwad created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedtikbogwad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zedtikbogwad, it will turn you into a mole.

Zedtikbogwad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zedtikbogwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Zedtikbogwad in the centre of the settlement.