Bimvenlun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous lion.

Bimvenlun created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimvenlun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimvenlun, he will turn you into a mole.

Bimvenlun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bimvenlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Bimvenlun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.