Madsandgat Futsugwotcinwapnullceb is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful alligator.

Madsandgat Futsugwotcinwapnullceb created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madsandgat Futsugwotcinwapnullceb, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Madsandgat Futsugwotcinwapnullceb, he will strike you with lightening.

Madsandgat Futsugwotcinwapnullceb's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Madsandgat Futsugwotcinwapnullceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to dogs while wearing white skirts.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Madsandgat Futsugwotcinwapnullceb's priests.