Henqueeg is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective
slug.
Henqueeg created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Henqueeg, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Henqueeg, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Henqueeg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Henqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never write about dark energy.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Retreat if five sheep approach from the west.