Rillvinzan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omniscient ferret.

Rillvinzan created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rillvinzan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rillvinzan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rillvinzan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rillvinzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face orange.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Rillvinzan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Rillvinzan on top of important buildings.