Kapgudfub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring jackal.

Kapgudfub created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapgudfub, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kapgudfub, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kapgudfub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kapgudfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Never talk about fire.