Yogzanpom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, smart dingo.

Yogzanpom created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogzanpom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogzanpom, it will not invite you to parties.

Yogzanpom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yogzanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yogzanpom.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if three seals approach from the east.