Dudjadved is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying troll.

Dudjadved created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudjadved, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dudjadved, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dudjadved's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dudjadved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Always obey Dudjadved's priests.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.