Kambonkrull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful fox.

Kambonkrull created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kambonkrull, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kambonkrull, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kambonkrull's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kambonkrull's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Kambonkrull in the centre of the settlement.