Madtafrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, proud fairy.

Madtafrutt created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Madtafrutt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Madtafrutt, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Madtafrutt's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Madtafrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed spinach to pigs while wearing black ear rings.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to hamsters while wearing cyan rings.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.