Flampangat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered wren.

Flampangat created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Flampangat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flampangat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flampangat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flampangat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never talk about sharks.