Fidsidrig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm dragon.

Fidsidrig created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsidrig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidsidrig, he will curse you with boils.

Fidsidrig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fidsidrig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Fidsidrig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not wear red clothing.