Misyikyik Nurbenzak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciful fish.

Misyikyik Nurbenzak created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misyikyik Nurbenzak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Misyikyik Nurbenzak, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Misyikyik Nurbenzak's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Misyikyik Nurbenzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never feed onions to snakes while wearing blue boots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.