Mutnuttved is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, capable troll.

Mutnuttved created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutnuttved, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mutnuttved, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mutnuttved's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mutnuttved's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mutnuttved six times a day.

2. Do not take Mutnuttved's name in vain.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.