Dibladciss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring tapir.

Dibladciss created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibladciss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibladciss, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dibladciss' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dibladciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about gravity near cats while wearing white corsets and balancing seven silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Fast once a month.