Megpakbom is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful yak.

Megpakbom created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Megpakbom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Megpakbom, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Megpakbom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Megpakbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to hamsters while wearing magenta stockings.

2. Run away if five whales approach from the east.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Megpakbom on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.