Gadstafjaprot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring duck.

Gadstafjaprot created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Gadstafjaprot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gadstafjaprot, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gadstafjaprot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gadstafjaprot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn skirts.

2. Gadstafjaprot loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Gadstafjaprot loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Never play with disobedient children.