Busnurfot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, vain jellyfish.

Busnurfot created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Busnurfot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Busnurfot, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Busnurfot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Busnurfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never feed strawberries to badgers while wearing boots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never pour water over plants.