Armbifvig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, pitiless ferret.

Armbifvig created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armbifvig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Armbifvig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Armbifvig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Armbifvig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.