Wigbingepnurfligtettijamgen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic troll.

Wigbingepnurfligtettijamgen created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbingepnurfligtettijamgen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wigbingepnurfligtettijamgen, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wigbingepnurfligtettijamgen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wigbingepnurfligtettijamgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Wigbingepnurfligtettijamgen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.