Zedcebflat Fabkipsangupvedminmifquag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unselfish clam.

Zedcebflat Fabkipsangupvedminmifquag created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedcebflat Fabkipsangupvedminmifquag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zedcebflat Fabkipsangupvedminmifquag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zedcebflat Fabkipsangupvedminmifquag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zedcebflat Fabkipsangupvedminmifquag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine goats approach from the north.

2. Zedcebflat Fabkipsangupvedminmifquag loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.