Garhabpinzognel is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective giraffe.

Garhabpinzognel created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garhabpinzognel, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Garhabpinzognel, it will turn you into a puffin.

Garhabpinzognel's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Garhabpinzognel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if six frogs approach from the south.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.