Bogligflantimdotkiktin Queegfobhon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong weasel.

Bogligflantimdotkiktin Queegfobhon created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogligflantimdotkiktin Queegfobhon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogligflantimdotkiktin Queegfobhon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bogligflantimdotkiktin Queegfobhon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bogligflantimdotkiktin Queegfobhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogligflantimdotkiktin Queegfobhon.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.