Ponfodyogyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, able hamster.

Ponfodyogyarl created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfodyogyarl, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ponfodyogyarl, she will not invite you to parties.

Ponfodyogyarl's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ponfodyogyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ponfodyogyarl.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ponfodyogyarl on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.