Bimyarlster is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, proud ant.

Bimyarlster created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Bimyarlster, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimyarlster, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bimyarlster's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bimyarlster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.