Ominyatven is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish wombat.

Ominyatven created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Ominyatven, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominyatven, she will cry a lot.

Ominyatven's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ominyatven's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of tomatoes to voles while wearing fawn shirts.

2. Never think about dark matter near foxes while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominyatven.

4. Hide if five birds approach from the north.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.