Jarnyoktadhun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair tapir.

Jarnyoktadhun created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnyoktadhun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jarnyoktadhun, it will not care at all.

Jarnyoktadhun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jarnyoktadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back mauve.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Jarnyoktadhun loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.