Yattyartstiksisfencubmot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, intelligent scorpion.

Yattyartstiksisfencubmot created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattyartstiksisfencubmot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yattyartstiksisfencubmot, it will turn you into a duck.

Yattyartstiksisfencubmot's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yattyartstiksisfencubmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yattyartstiksisfencubmot's priests.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Yattyartstiksisfencubmot on top of important buildings.

5. Do not kill tortoises.