Sogcadquamwotflangedcem is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable guinea pig.

Sogcadquamwotflangedcem created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogcadquamwotflangedcem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sogcadquamwotflangedcem, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sogcadquamwotflangedcem's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sogcadquamwotflangedcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near manatees while wearing mauve kilts and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Sogcadquamwotflangedcem loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.