Saftafceb Meglabsand is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, confident fairy.

Saftafceb Meglabsand created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saftafceb Meglabsand, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Saftafceb Meglabsand, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Saftafceb Meglabsand's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Saftafceb Meglabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Saftafceb Meglabsand in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Saftafceb Meglabsand in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.