Wanfadhon Viddibhan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring yak.

Wanfadhon Viddibhan created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wanfadhon Viddibhan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanfadhon Viddibhan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wanfadhon Viddibhan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wanfadhon Viddibhan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wanfadhon Viddibhan on top of all buildings.

2. Do not take Wanfadhon Viddibhan's name in vain.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.