Cenyampas is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, impressive butterfly.

Cenyampas created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cenyampas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cenyampas, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cenyampas' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cenyampas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cucumbers to whales while wearing red stockings.

2. Never feed beans to tortoises while wearing magenta kilts.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing mauve dresses.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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