Lanyogjonquill is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, strong
walrus.
Lanyogjonquill created the world five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lanyogjonquill, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Lanyogjonquill, he will turn you into a frog.
Lanyogjonquill's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Lanyogjonquill's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lanyogjonquill.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never paint your legs pink.
4. Never think about galaxies.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.