Lenflanjip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful mink.

Lenflanjip created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Lenflanjip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lenflanjip, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Lenflanjip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lenflanjip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink alcohol.