Yikcimpig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tiresome donkey.

Yikcimpig created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcimpig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yikcimpig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yikcimpig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yikcimpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never paint your face fawn.

4. Never wear indigo shirts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.