Quafnarljig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage crab.

Quafnarljig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quafnarljig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quafnarljig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quafnarljig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quafnarljig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.