Volbus is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair grasshopper.

Volbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Volbus, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Volbus, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Volbus' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Volbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.