Pigsakdit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable pigeon.

Pigsakdit created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsakdit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pigsakdit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pigsakdit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pigsakdit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.