Mipcetjarnfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, competent finch.

Mipcetjarnfarn created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Mipcetjarnfarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipcetjarnfarn, she will turn you into a rock.

Mipcetjarnfarn's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mipcetjarnfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipcetjarnfarn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Erect five tin sculptures of Mipcetjarnfarn on top of important buildings.