Sanontdut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy penguin.

Sanontdut created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanontdut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sanontdut, he will turn you into a goat.

Sanontdut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sanontdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Sanontdut in the centre of the settlement.