Rattifcib is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented guinea pig.

Rattifcib created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rattifcib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rattifcib, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rattifcib's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rattifcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.