Bastartbid is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical
wyrm.
Bastartbid created the world four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bastartbid, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bastartbid, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Bastartbid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Bastartbid's Holy Commandments1. Always help bats.
2. Never think about spacetime near mites while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing three copper spheres on your chest.
3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.
4. Always wear pink.
5. Do not wear silicon on your body.