Lablipstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever otter.

Lablipstip created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lablipstip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lablipstip, it will send you a sign.

Lablipstip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lablipstip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed strawberries to ducks while wearing tights.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Lablipstip on top of all buildings.