Bodyarpcap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent horse.

Bodyarpcap created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodyarpcap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bodyarpcap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bodyarpcap's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bodyarpcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never eat lemons.